Booty Party
An Original R&B Parody Song
(Warning: Explicit Lyrics)

 

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"Booty Party" Lyrics
By Kevin Sage

If you want some boo-hoo-tay
Maybe, you should call me.
We could have a par-har-tay
In my pants (Guess who's comin'?)
Cause baby, you're invi-hi-ted
I'm gonna get you all exci-hi-ted
And fly you like Uni-hi-ted
In your friendly skies.

Cause it's a Bootay Partay
Ain't no need to RSVP just remember to BYOB to the
Bootay Partay
Ain't no need to RSVP just remember
to bring your own bootay.

Girl, do you remember the first time we met? Down in Long Beach? No, that was the first time we---you know, girl ? Really? On the first date? Damn. You nasty, girl. I guess you remember then, don’t you? Ah yeah. You were just chillin up at the bar at TGI Fridays. Drinkin cosmos and cavasiay. You were crazy. I leaned and said, Girl, you crazy. You gonna get so jacked up. And you did. 15 minutes later you came out the bathroom wiping vomit from your hair with toilet paper. I stepped in and offered you a ride home. I think you thought I was your boyfriend. But he was still in the bar waiting for you to get back. Instead, I took you home. Cleaned you up and gave you a ticket to a

Cause it's a Bootay Partay
Ain't no need to RSVP just remember to BYOB to the
Bootay Partay
Ain't no need to RSVP just remember
to bring your own bootay.

So there we were. Getting all acquainted. 30 minutes into it, your boyfriend comes home. Somebody told him you caught a cab home. Probably cause they saw you getting into my yellow festiva. Dat’s aight though. Happens all the time. Anyway, your boyfriend comes home, suspicious and all. Tries to turn the lights on, but you done forgot to pay the electric bill so there’s no power. Pitch black. He can’t see me. So I slide from off top of you, feel around for my clothes, while you two argue over the tab at the bar. I grab my stuff and dive out the back window b/c the only one rule at this booty party is that there’s only one dude allowed at …

Cause it's a Bootay Partay
Ain't no need to RSVP just remember to BYOB to the
Bootay Partay
Ain't no need to RSVP just remember
to bring your own bootay.

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